WARNING: Turn the TV off before falling asleep!

I had the craziest dream, and I think it was all due to an infomercial that was about knives and kitchen gadgets followed by some random screaming preacher man on TV last night!
I was in the lobby of this building where I was listening to a free seminar about knives. I was there to learn about the newest technology in cutlery and buy some for my kitchen, but the people doing the demo kept talking about God and how I had to do right by Him. God and knives... okay! So, anyhow, I was there with this woman from work named Lisa. Yeah, we were both eating it up... The knives, God, the whole nine years... It was riveting. Anyhow, at the end of their presentation, they presented this special cutting board, and in order to get into heaven, you had to buy this cutting board. If you didn't buy it, God would think you didn't love Him, and you wouldn't be saved... It was a "salvation cutting board" for just 5 easy payments of $19.95.
I was about to sign up for mine, when a sign in one of the offices caught my eye. It read, "Keep your praises confined to the lobby, please!" Me and Lisa approached the lady selling the cutting boards and asked her why we couldn't praise God in the doctor's office. She told us that, sadly, not everyone loves God. I opened the door, and yelled out, "Praise God!" Lisa yelled, "Jesus is Lord!" And we were tackled by security and I woke up!
Conclusion? Turn off the TV before falling asleep! lol. I woke up to a loud screaming preacher, but I'll just BET there was a knife infomercial on just before that! :)